Celebrating All Hallow's Eve in Northern Ireland was quite an experience. In the midst of Dickens research, Pre-Raphelite poetry, and a sea of Bleak House reading, we took aside time to run a muddy obstacle course as a group.
It is supposed to be a race, but because the actual event was a few weeks ago we had the luxury of doing the course as a team-building exercise. In the early afternoon we trickled out into the common area in exercise clothes, the air so cold that our breath misted. Some came out bedecked in colorful warpaint and trash bags. Didi, one of our hosts, took us through the course.
We jogged through the muddy cow and horse fields, waded through the freezing creeks, and tackled the various obstacles placed in front of us. They were a bit precarious, though we were so full of adrenaline that that didn't deter us.
There is something about mud that breaks down all inhibitions. Once we approached the first mud pit the group broke out into open war. In light of the metaphorical political mud-slinging season, we experienced literal mud-slinging. Projectiles flew through the air in graceful arcs towards the people struggling to climb over the obstacles. People tackled each other and slipped into the mud. At one point Blake attempted to bring Chris down. At no other point in my life can I say I've seen someone with a Ph.D, covered in mud, come dangerously close to throwing a student over his shoulder like a sack of flour. As we waited for people to wade through the muddy pools we hugged one another, slapped each other on the shoulders, or patted each other with mud-filled hands, all in the effort to douse each other in horse crap.
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Nothing quite says, "I HAVE A PH.D or I AM A MATURE YOUNG ADULT" than Irish mud. |
It was so cold that my arms were bright red and my hands felt numb, so cold that we didn't notice the cuts and bruises and nettles. I almost lost a shoe in one of the mud pits, and I did half of the run with rocks in my shoes. One of the more difficult obstacles was the hanging net, rather like a ship's rigging. We had to climb over the net, which was at least 12 feet high, over a wooden beam, and back down to the other side. Although I was hesitant about attempting to climb in front of the entire group, I practically pole-vaulted over the obstacle. I felt like a freaking Olympian.
The last obstacle, after over a mile or so of muddy fields, was an army crawl through some pretty disgusting mud. As we all went through we made Dickens jokes. We called the army crawl “the primordial soup,” in honor of our current reading of Bleak House. The other obstacles were dubbed “the forest of difficulty.” Overall, we had tons of fun even though it was freezing, and that night we had had a huge bonfire underneath a full moon, which rose steadily over the Mourne Mountains.
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Chris and Gabby attempt to roast potatoes at the bonfire. |